from my window i watch the day go by
12 Rules for My Unborn Daughter
by Walker Lamond
1. When on a dinner date, order the steak.
2. Never make fun of your brother in front of other girls.
3. Let him take your coat. That’s the moment he’s been waiting for.
4. Don’t sleep with your bra on. So I’ve been told.
5. Yes, your skirt is too short.
6. Having an accent does not make him more sophisticated.
7. Learn to sew your own clothes. You’ll become a better shopper.
8. If you want to look older, try plastic surgery.
9. Keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge and ice cream in the freezer.
10. Ride a bicycle.
11. You don’t need to do anything to prove you like him. Ever.
12. Dance with your father. And not just on your wedding day.
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424. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU FOUND A LONELY BLACK SHEEP ON YOUR FARMVILLE. STOP PUBLISHING THOSE STORIES.
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although I do play farmville I do get tired of these dominating my feed.
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CNN:Have you ever thought about settling down with someone?
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Mayer:I think “Battle Studies” is sort of like being smart enough to know you gotta change some things, but not strong enough to get around to doing it yet. But isn’t that 32? Be 32 when you’re 32. Don’t be 50 when you’re 32, because next thing you know, I’m going to be 60 years old walking 18-year-old Russian models into Mr. Chow acting like that’s normal.
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CNN:Do you see yourself getting married and having kids?
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Mayer:I’m pretty Norman Rockwell-like, so I can see myself in that setting. But I might also have expectations in life that don’t match my behavior in life. I mean, I’m a musician who travels the world playing songs to thousands of people at the same time — and yet sometimes I believe that I’m going to be able to blacktop a driveway and drop kids off to school. I think they’re both going to have to give a little bit. So right now, let a man enjoy the last couple of years of writing good songs before he meets the woman of his dreams, and dies inside, and can’t ever write another song that’s any good because they’re not about being empty, or lost or lonely.
- OHMAN THAT LAST SENTENCE. </3
ugh jealous! he already has awesome fashion style at freakin ten!
379. NOT TELLING YOU SOMETHING ISN'T LYING. IF YOU BLATANTLY ASKED ME ABOUT IT AND I DIDN'T TELL THE TRUTH, THAT WOULD BE LYING, BUT NOT MENTIONING ANYTHING ABOUT IT IS NOT. YES, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
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lol this is a pretty damn good description of my saturdays
